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Summer Ending….Cummings Extending….

Sunday, August 30th, 2015

Okay boys days are getting shorter so that means those nights are getting longer…. ¬†Well maybe for some wanker’s nights are longer.

More chances to come with early turn ins for some households. ūüėČ Exhausted busy times makes for extra alone times. You hope. Lol.

It’s time for some new naughty ideas for the wankers. Well you boys better up those gifts and tributes if you want more. I mean send Me more cash, gifts, money,¬†payola, tributes, for those who can’t understand my hints or¬†innuendoes. I use amazon.com for ecards and a few more gifts but I prefer to buy My own so I like gift cards better. I’m going for a short beach trip and I can use your¬†generosity to pay My way. Don’t Hesitate Do It Now!¬†

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I’m not in a creative mood today so I’ll share My Goodies and a little joke or two. Buy those Goody bags and don’t forget to leave “Thumbs Up” on Goody buys and 5 stars on My Feedbacks.

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Do you measure up? Haha. Of course you don’t. ūüėČ ¬† ¬†

 

 

 

 

 

 $10 Cuckold Training 

 $10 I Ignore you
$50 Ignore Until I Break you

 

 $20 Punishment Text #1

 $20 Punishment Text #2

Now for a funny or two. No offense meant to anyone. ūüėČ

A Kentucky couple, both certified rednecks, had 9 children.  They went to 
the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”.¬†
The  doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what 
finally made ¬†them make the decision–why after nine children, would they choose¬†
to do  this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one  out of 
every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and  they 
didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of ¬†
them could speak Spanish.

 

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      A Horse, A Chicken &A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer’s new Harley. Finding the
keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he
still had time to save his friend’s life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley; and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of
the farmer’s bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid
of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies. Best
Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit; and soon he, too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing, and
he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

(Yep, you bet there IS a moral!)

“When You’re Hung Like A Horse, You Don’t Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks”

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Thankful Turkeys.

Thursday, November 28th, 2013
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Teacher Mistress Sam

Happy Thanksgiving!

Today is a day to give thanks. I do! I give thanks for all I have and I need not mention names. I’m also thankful for the turkeys who died and the turkeys who serve me. Lol. Gobble Gobble turkeys, slaves, sluts, subbies, and cuckies. You boys know who I’m talking about.

After you’ve stuffed your stomachs come and stuff some other places. I can suggest a few places for you. I’ve eaten and saving my pie for later. I am available to take all your calls now and the rest of the night.

Gobble Gobble!

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Gobble Gobble You Turkeys

Tuesday, November 20th, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving to all My boys out there. Enjoy your dinner then sneak off to a private place for a sexy call with your favorite Mistress. My phone will be on. ¬†If you can’t call then send those tributes for My Black Friday shopping. My recorded lines will be available ¬†for those who can’t talk. You can buy My MP3s if you want a longer enticement. Wank away My subs, My slaves, My sissies, and all you little cuckolds. A day of feasting and yearning. I know the urges are there and growing stronger by the¬†minute. All you piggies want more than the meal on your table. Thinking all those dirty nasty thoughts while forcing that food down. Lol. You can’t wait to escape to the garage or basement for a call, can you? It’s so hard to sit still with all that throbbing in your shorts. Well hurry up My little sluts. I’ll be expecting those naughty calls now.

Mistress Sensuous Sam

Check My site for some entertainment and I have a few jokes pages you can hide behind if you risk getting caught.

www.sensuoussam.com 

New Slave Contracts

Saturday, September 8th, 2012

Mistress Sam

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     This Blog is All About My Money!

It’s time for some new slaves. My boys seem to be lacking and it’s time for some new blood…err money. If you boys can’t pick up the slack move on. I have no time for little boys playing at serving this Mistress. Make your intentions known now by paying those tributes and by sending gifts. Your calls tell Me one thing and your tributes tell another story.

I may be from Florida but I’m still a “Show Me” Mistress type. Show Me money, cash, tributes, gifts, etc. I have many buttons and wishlists out there and on all My NiteFlirt.com listings and all My sites. Empty promises mean nothing to Me! For those sorry types that need a tangible good for their money…buy something!

I have sessions, tasks, pictures, and other items to appease those type. If you need a personal message then pay for a custom mp3. I do require a 50% deposit beforehand.

You can be placed on My websites when you earn that place. I may be persuaded with a great tribute at times.

I may feel like watching your cam after you have bought My cam ID’s and if I am at My computer. This all while on a call with Me through NiteFlirt.com. Once a call ends so does your cam time. I do not waste My time in messaging on any chat sites. My buttons say if I am on or not. Try calling before any messages.

Remember at All times “who” is¬† Mistress Sam here!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On Amazon.com I am Mistress Sam. You can send Gift cards in any amount. Use email sensuoussam4u@yahoo.com

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Mistress Sam

Masturbation Month

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011


I know my pictures make you want to masturbate right now. Lol. Naughty boys. You can only touch yourself when I say you can touch yourself. You little strokers always need my help. My assignments or my sexy voice does it for you boys. My pics put you over edge! See how well I know you all. Lol.

I have a few stroking games for you as well as my phone calls. You can play my games or listen to my recordings. I have prepared for all your naughtiness. All you need to do is find my buttons and click them to buy your choice of stroking tools.

I know your little head is doing your thinking now so you have to have help. Follow my instructions little ones and you may get your wish fulfilled.

May Is Masturbation Month Stroking....for some.

 

 

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Stroking In September

Monday, August 30th, 2010

 

September Stroking....for some.

NiteFlirt.com flirts are ready for Stroke in September. You boys better to ready for us flirts. Mistress’s, Domina’s, Goddess’s, and Princess’s for those stroking needs. Or in some cases Denial of stroking. Lol. Which one are you going to be?

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