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Happy Thanksgiving You Gobbling Sluts!

Tuesday, November 24th, 2015

sofar2Not much time but wishing all you horny guys a Happy Thanksgiving. No time to slip away for a short wank? Never fear I have recorded lines, mp3s, and other ways to amuse yourself. Lol.

Do a little search between chores and save link or Goody for later. You know the middle of the night, that cold garage for a drink or something else you use for a wanking session. I may answer your call or I may be busy myself but there are ways for that eruption or edging if you look.

Gobble Gobble Turkeys! Think naked!

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Happy Halloween Bitches and Sluts

Saturday, October 31st, 2015

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Summer Ending….Cummings Extending….

Sunday, August 30th, 2015

Okay boys days are getting shorter so that means those nights are getting longer…. ¬†Well maybe for some wanker’s nights are longer.

More chances to come with early turn ins for some households. ūüėČ Exhausted busy times makes for extra alone times. You hope. Lol.

It’s time for some new naughty ideas for the wankers. Well you boys better up those gifts and tributes if you want more. I mean send Me more cash, gifts, money,¬†payola, tributes, for those who can’t understand my hints or¬†innuendoes. I use amazon.com for ecards and a few more gifts but I prefer to buy My own so I like gift cards better. I’m going for a short beach trip and I can use your¬†generosity to pay My way. Don’t Hesitate Do It Now!¬†

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I’m not in a creative mood today so I’ll share My Goodies and a little joke or two. Buy those Goody bags and don’t forget to leave “Thumbs Up” on Goody buys and 5 stars on My Feedbacks.

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Do you measure up? Haha. Of course you don’t. ūüėČ ¬† ¬†

 

 

 

 

 

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 $10 I Ignore you
$50 Ignore Until I Break you

 

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Now for a funny or two. No offense meant to anyone. ūüėČ

A Kentucky couple, both certified rednecks, had 9 children.  They went to 
the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”.¬†
The  doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what 
finally made ¬†them make the decision–why after nine children, would they choose¬†
to do  this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one  out of 
every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and  they 
didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of ¬†
them could speak Spanish.

 

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      A Horse, A Chicken &A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer’s new Harley. Finding the
keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he
still had time to save his friend’s life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley; and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of
the farmer’s bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid
of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies. Best
Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit; and soon he, too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing, and
he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

(Yep, you bet there IS a moral!)

“When You’re Hung Like A Horse, You Don’t Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks”

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Many Happy Cummings For 2015

Tuesday, December 30th, 2014

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Happy New Year to   all My Customers, friends, and slaves.

I hope your holidays were as good as mine. I can always appreciate more anytime. (Hint Hint)

I hope the new year brings more and more loyal happy new comers. Errr I mean cummers.

Your fetish is My fetish or your kink is My kink…more or less. Lol. ūüėČ

Chatting about your experiences, your desires, and your fantasies is the best way to get to know each other. Remember I Am the Mistress so you serve me in one way or another. Forget that rule and you’ll be gone.

Enjoy your parties and be careful if driving home. Take a cab, sleep over, call a friend but no drunk driving. Remember the life you save may be your own!

Now! Party on!

Plus “Don’t forget to call Me for the finish to your fun”. Wanking that weenie is the best part.

Buy My Goodies now!

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Thankful Turkeys.

Thursday, November 28th, 2013
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Happy Thanksgiving!

Today is a day to give thanks. I do! I give thanks for all I have and I need not mention names. I’m also thankful for the turkeys who died and the turkeys who serve me. Lol. Gobble Gobble turkeys, slaves, sluts, subbies, and cuckies. You boys know who I’m talking about.

After you’ve stuffed your stomachs come and stuff some other places. I can suggest a few places for you. I’ve eaten and saving my pie for later. I am available to take all your calls now and the rest of the night.

Gobble Gobble!

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Gobble Gobble You Turkeys

Tuesday, November 20th, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving to all My boys out there. Enjoy your dinner then sneak off to a private place for a sexy call with your favorite Mistress. My phone will be on. ¬†If you can’t call then send those tributes for My Black Friday shopping. My recorded lines will be available ¬†for those who can’t talk. You can buy My MP3s if you want a longer enticement. Wank away My subs, My slaves, My sissies, and all you little cuckolds. A day of feasting and yearning. I know the urges are there and growing stronger by the¬†minute. All you piggies want more than the meal on your table. Thinking all those dirty nasty thoughts while forcing that food down. Lol. You can’t wait to escape to the garage or basement for a call, can you? It’s so hard to sit still with all that throbbing in your shorts. Well hurry up My little sluts. I’ll be expecting those naughty calls now.

Mistress Sensuous Sam

Check My site for some entertainment and I have a few jokes pages you can hide behind if you risk getting caught.

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New Slave Contracts

Saturday, September 8th, 2012

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     This Blog is All About My Money!

It’s time for some new slaves. My boys seem to be lacking and it’s time for some new blood…err money. If you boys can’t pick up the slack move on. I have no time for little boys playing at serving this Mistress. Make your intentions known now by paying those tributes and by sending gifts. Your calls tell Me one thing and your tributes tell another story.

I may be from Florida but I’m still a “Show Me” Mistress type. Show Me money, cash, tributes, gifts, etc. I have many buttons and wishlists out there and on all My NiteFlirt.com listings and all My sites. Empty promises mean nothing to Me! For those sorry types that need a tangible good for their money…buy something!

I have sessions, tasks, pictures, and other items to appease those type. If you need a personal message then pay for a custom mp3. I do require a 50% deposit beforehand.

You can be placed on My websites when you earn that place. I may be persuaded with a great tribute at times.

I may feel like watching your cam after you have bought My cam ID’s and if I am at My computer. This all while on a call with Me through NiteFlirt.com. Once a call ends so does your cam time. I do not waste My time in messaging on any chat sites. My buttons say if I am on or not. Try calling before any messages.

Remember at All times “who” is¬† Mistress Sam here!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On Amazon.com I am Mistress Sam. You can send Gift cards in any amount. Use email sensuoussam4u@yahoo.com

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Easter

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

I’m not going to post anything about religion or my beliefs here. I’m more about tasks for my little bunny boys. I’ll call this one Bunny Tails….. Makes you wonder what that could entail. Lol. Tail, butt, ass, etc. Well it certainly doesn’t involve my ass unless it’s telling you to worship it or kiss it. You slaves can do that everyday. Ok back to my assignment for Easter. You boys will have to buy my pay to view to get anymore details.¬† It may be sweet. It may be messy. It may be fun. It may be humiliating….for you.It may involve all of these things. Or none at all. I know you’ll enjoy it as you have all my tasks and assignments before. Buy it now and anticipate the fun while you wait for some alone time to perform for Mistress Sam. I’ll give you one clue….cotton balls. Lol. I know that clue helped. When you’ve finished the assignment you can write me a report on your results and send to me in my niteflirt mail. I love reading the results of my little tasks and I may post to my blog or my site…omitting names if you ask me nicely. Go to my slave shop or flirt store for more assignments. I also will remind you of my birthday this month. Look for my buttons and send my gift cards on amazon.com…Click them many times and Tributes are always welcomed.

  Bunny Tails $20.00

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Masturbation Month

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011


I know my pictures make you want to masturbate right now. Lol. Naughty boys. You can only touch yourself when I say you can touch yourself. You little strokers always need my help. My assignments or my sexy voice does it for you boys. My pics put you over edge! See how well I know you all. Lol.

I have a few stroking games for you as well as my phone calls. You can play my games or listen to my recordings. I have prepared for all your naughtiness. All you need to do is find my buttons and click them to buy your choice of stroking tools.

I know your little head is doing your thinking now so you have to have help. Follow my instructions little ones and you may get your wish fulfilled.

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Belated Thanksgiving Wishes

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

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Sorry I’m late wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving. I hope you did have a great one and you didn’t over eat. Lol. That’s like hoping the pope got laid. Lol. (Forgive me father for I have sinned.)

On another note..today was Black Friday the biggest shopping day of the year. Did you shop for your Mistress yet? I know what you probably did…you sat home yanking your cock while the wifey was out spending your dough. Well knock that crap off until you have sent your Mistress a very generous gift. If you think you have it rough at home with that wife or girlfriend just wait till that other woman gets your balls in her hands. Haha. Talk about “Blue Balls” you’ll think you’re the new tidy bowl man. I have a row of jars especially for those balls boys. Lol. (Small jars.)

I’ve talked to a few Mistress’s and they’ve mentioned being sort of generous themselves this year to real good boys. I’m not so sure that’s a good idea but I’ll see how I feel when I see those gifts rolling into my post office box and my amazon.com account. You guys can find my wishlist on my niteflirt listings and on my website. My amazon.com buttons are here and on my www.sensuoussam.com site. Email gift cards to sensuoussam4u@yahoo.com

Now I’m off to create a few “Xmas Specials” for my naughty customers. Keep your eyes peeled for those buttons now guys. There may be a few surprises in store for buyers.

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