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Happy Thanksgiving You Gobbling Sluts!

Tuesday, November 24th, 2015

sofar2Not much time but wishing all you horny guys a Happy Thanksgiving. No time to slip away for a short wank? Never fear I have recorded lines, mp3s, and other ways to amuse yourself. Lol.

Do a little search between chores and save link or Goody for later. You know the middle of the night, that cold garage for a drink or something else you use for a wanking session. I may answer your call or I may be busy myself but there are ways for that eruption or edging if you look.

Gobble Gobble Turkeys! Think naked!

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Fall Is Here Bitches

Sunday, November 15th, 2015

   I know I can think of many ways to warm up you boys. Now don’t go getting ahead of Me now. Lol. Take your hand out of your pants. Sit back in your chair and relax. I am not in any hurry to make you boys pop off. Tease and deny is much more fun….well at least more fun for Me. Lol. And I’m the only one that counts here. Cooler weather means you boys want more warming time or fun. Conserve heat boys. Those basements and garages can be so cold. Holding it in longer is how you’re going to conserve it. I have offered so many fun ways to heat you bitches up.

   Yes I called you bitches! You’re bitches, boys, sluts, slaves, subs, cucks, cunts,wimps, wankers, jerks, losers, faggots,etc., etc., etc. I could go on and on but you bitches get the gist of it. I am the Mistress and I control what is said/typed and what goes on with you lucky or unlucky boys.

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Thanksgiving is approaching soon. (Notice I didn’t say “coming”) You weak little boys would jump to attention at that word. Lol. Anyway the turkeys are being slaughtered for that big meal and I see more and more turkeys running around here. Two-legged ones without heads. Lol. 😉  Lucky no heads being cut off here…yet!

Anyway…you wankers will be looking for more and more time alone to stroke that old turkey neck. Haha. A good comparison I think. An raw, bare skinny turkey neck is what most of your little man hoods look like. Think about it or look down. They may not look raw yet but they will by the time you boys get done. Yes! You got it now! I have some real fun assignments for you turkeys to complete. Of course they are not free. A Mistress does not live by entertaining you boys for free. Never! So I’ll be off to create some Goodies for all that free time you’re going to try to find while so many visitors are in and out of the old homestead. Just remember they have to sleep sometime. Lol.

Now start surfing and buying from My Goody selections and My pages for buttons. Do Not forget My Thumbs Up on Goodies and 5 Star Feedback for buttons, pay to views, and ALL Calls. Buy one or better yet Buy them all. 😉  My Wishlist is ready for those Holidays Gifts and Tributes. Shop Early and Shop Often!