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Douche Bags and Other Whiners

August 20th, 2011

Looking For Sluts

Teacher Mistress Sam

I was rushing this morning to run some errands and decided to fire off a rare mass email to my niteflirt callers. I could have ignored you all but generous me (lol) sent the mail. I come back to a mail in my inbox telling me how “he doesn’t like sharing my time with my public life”. Lmao. My reply was rejected as his blocking my emails. Get over yourself and suck it up Petunia.

Further investigation of this twerp reveals he has spent zero dollars in so long my notes show nothing. However I do have him on my list as a constant emailer begging for freebies. Haha wrong Mistress to try that fuckwad. Well he is now “Blocked” and will remain blocked until Domesday.

Now on to more important matters. Anything but losers like little Petunia.

It’s hot as hell outside here in Florida. Rain is so wanted and needed to cool things down. Sex doesn’t seem as relaxing in this 100+ degree heat.

So come on boys make my day..try to cool me off with a long slow sexy call. Hell I would even welcome a kink or fetish call right now. (Sorry capncrunch your 1 minute doesn’t count.)

Let’s share some wild or kinky experience or just chat and catch up guys. I hear there are some real great parties happening tonight in Orlando areas. BDSM’s and Swinger’s parties and of course the Gay bashes all over. Everyone is ready for this heat spell to break. Last bash before school starts for many. Those damn early nights and even earlier mornings. Yuck!

Your middle of the night calls have been pretty good and I expect plenty more tonight during or after your debauchery.

Call and let me hear the fun you’re having or let’s make our own.

Check out all my listings and my sites. Check my flirt store widget and my Slave Shop for stuff to buy. As always my tribute buttons and my wishlist is on my pages. Click and buy, buy, buy!

www.sensuoussam.com

I also have some new pics of one of my sissybois I’ll have to post soon. Jamie is such a good little slut. Lol.

Mistress Sam's Slutboi Jamie

Masturbation Month

May 10th, 2011


I know my pictures make you want to masturbate right now. Lol. Naughty boys. You can only touch yourself when I say you can touch yourself. You little strokers always need my help. My assignments or my sexy voice does it for you boys. My pics put you over edge! See how well I know you all. Lol.

I have a few stroking games for you as well as my phone calls. You can play my games or listen to my recordings. I have prepared for all your naughtiness. All you need to do is find my buttons and click them to buy your choice of stroking tools.

I know your little head is doing your thinking now so you have to have help. Follow my instructions little ones and you may get your wish fulfilled.

May Is Masturbation Month Stroking....for some.

 

 

Check out my other sites and all my listings on  http://www.niteflirt.com/SensuousSam and http://www.sensuoussam.com/home.html

Assignment Days

April 3rd, 2011

Looking For Sluts

Teacher Mistress Sam

My Whore Hunt Game is still selling assignments for you sissies, slaves, sluts, and cuckolds. Well anybody desiring ass play or humiliation. Here’s one of my latest reports from a sissy.

“Dear Mistress Sam,

i just finished two sessions.  i took all the pictures prior to starting so that You would know i was prepared per your instructions.  Unfortunately i am not smart enough to insert them and know only how to attach them.

After taking the  pictures i set the timer and knelt between the dildo and the anal plug.  I put lots of lube on the dildo, then more into and around my sissy asshole.  I then had to guide it into me slowly.  It hurt at first but i pretended You were supervising me closely.  I tried putting it inside me bit by bit but finally after pulling it out to lube it some more, and squirting lots of lube around and directly into my hole, decided to give it a continuous shove.  It burned as it stretched my asshole to its limits, but then it passed its widest point and slid easily the rest of the way in.  i slowly began to rock it in and out, until i achieved a kind of rhythm that i could flow with.  At that point i pulled the anal plug closer to my mouth and got it wet with my saliva.

Again i started slowly, continually rocking on the dildo with my backside, until i decided to go whole hog and try to get the whole plug into my mouth.  It is quite wide but i got it past my lips and rocked on the two toys as You instructed.  Eventually i was taking the whole anal plug into my mouth.  i repeatedly shoved my head only it as it pounded the back of my throat.  Now and then i would pause as it was at its deepest point, until i gagged and had to pull up.  Of course the violent pulling up motion was accompanied by an equally sharp penetration from behind.

i find that i am utterly turned on by being forced to gag.  It made me cry and tears were coursing down my face, but i kept at it again and again.  Finally the 20 minute mark came and the timer went off.  i pulled myself away from the toys and went to extreme restraints.com and watched scenes from a flick called “Feminized For Cash”.   Very hot & i wanted that anal plug back in my suckhole, but i made myself wait until i couldn’t stand it anymore.  Then i re-lubed my sissy-hole and reset the timer for 20 minutes.”   ……..

more was reported but you boys get the drift of the type of game you could be playing. I bet you’re ready to buy my assignments now and play a game.
$15.00 #1
$10.00 #2
$15.00 #3

This is a good start and should keep you busy for a few days. Get started.

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Kiss Me I’m Irish

March 8th, 2011

Do NOT CLICK On Word Links as THEY Are SPAM. I am trying to fix them fast. My site www.sensuoussam.com is safe but no underlined words.

St Paddy’s Day is approaching and I know you’re green with envy or it must be that back up of horniness showing. Ok my little puppets are you ready to perform for Mistress Sam?  I’m waiting for my little Leprechauns to send me that pot of gold.  If you don’t have gold the green backs are great. Cash, credit, or gift cards work too. I have a page on my site for you boys to enjoy before or after our calls. www.sensuoussam.com/joke/stpaddys.html

My Jokes pages are for you boys to hide behind when surfing the net for porn or viewing my naughty pics. There are many jokes and I add weekly if I find new jokes. So check back often. Remember what I do for you little worms so show appreciation. If you want to be on my sites or blogs you will pay me to be added. Contact me by phone on NiteFlirt (see button above) or click and pay my button. Nothing is free boys!  If you have not yet, you should explore my sites for all I offer for entertainment. I don’t cater to you!  I expect payments and much more.

Warm Days Ahead

February 26th, 2011

I hope you guys are enjoying the sun and warm weather,if you live where it’s getting a little warmer. Here in sunny Florida the sun has been bright and hot a few days. The beaches are getting more appealing to me. Although I enjoy walking the beach year round. I can even remember walking a beach up north when it was snow covered. Lol. You know most women say they love walks on the beach anytime. I really do. Rain, snow, or sun. Sun may be my least favorite time since I have to think about sunburns and sun poisoning, then skin cancer. Not a very happy picture now is it? Remember boys always use that sun screen and limit your time in the sun even if you’re swimming. (Now that’s my Drs. advice for the day. Haha.)

I hope you had a great Valentine’s Day, I did! My boys really treated me well. Thanks for all the lovely gifts of chocolates, lingerie, and gift cards. The flowers were beautiful but sadly die rather quickly. That’s why I prefer ecards. <wink wink>

Easter will be coming soon and I hope I am treated as well on that holiday. I love kinky little bunnies. Lol. Chocolate one too. I am a chocoholic…my only vice. Good chocolate only!

I’m running out for the weekend so my phone will be off and on so keep trying me you horny guys. I’ll be enjoying the sun, among other things. Check my sites for many options while I’m away or busy. My lessons, assignments, pictures, and mp3s will keep you entertained for a long time. Keep clicking those buy buttons and explore the free stuff. www.sensuoussam.com

Don’t forget to follow me here, on my site, and on twitter. I’m MistressSam on there or click my twitter link on my listings and site.

Valentine’s Day

February 3rd, 2011

A day for love…so they say. I say a day for kink and sexy calls. You know you guys need a day off or a day away with your online Mistress. Long sexy hot calls with a sensual voice that makes you squirm. I’ll be here and expecting many of you boys to call me. I’m also excepting Tributes and all gifts. Make my day by being a good boy. Amazon for my ecards and niteflirt has many buttons. If you don’t like just tributing then you can buy something from me. I have assignments, training sessions, mp3s for all your fetishes. I also have loads of sexy hot pictures on my listings and on my site @ http://sensuoussam.com   My Flirt Store link or lister has a lot more. Just look for them anywhere under my http://niteflirt.com/sensuoussam  Click click boys now. You’ll need a good jerk that day with or without a kinky call.

Whore Hunt Game

January 14th, 2011

Here’s the slut “who” was the winner or close in our Whore Hunt Game sometime ago. She didn’t set any record but did complete the assignments in my game. I thought I would post a couple pics so you subbies can see what a slut looks like dressed. Don’t get too excited by her slutty looks. Call me to hear more about my games.

Slut in a dress.

More on my Whore Hunt Game page winner.

www.sensuoussam.com/fem/whorehunt.html

Any Questions?

Happy New Year 2011

January 9th, 2011

2011 New Years

Mistress For 2011

Well boys it’s a New Year for sex and all your kinky urges. I know you’re more than ready since you’ve been tied to your house and family duties. Break out of that cold dreary place and cum into my world now. I’ll get you all hot and bothered real fast. I know the ole home hearth has been sort of cool this year and you’re in need of a hot blazing fire!

Your Mistress Sam will stoke those embers and cause a cumbustion you won’t forget for a very long time.

Just pick up that phone and call me quick. If she’s sleeping or out shopping grab some lube and call me pronto. If you can’t get away from her go to your car and drive around the block or lock yourself in your garage.

Now I’ve given you several ideas and excuses so dial my number and extension right now! Click my call buttons.

2011 Top Hat Mistress

Celebrate 2011 With Mistress Sam

Happy Holidays To My Horny Guys

December 18th, 2010
Cum For Your Mistress

Spoil Mistress Sam

Holidays are fast approaching. You have gifts to buy and shopping for your Mistress is the top of your list. I know you’ll want to sneak away and spend a little time with me during the holidays. Well fat chance of doing that if you forget my gift. Lol.

I enjoy teasing and taunting you little guy’s kinky moods and now is the time to reward me. My buttons are on my sites and my niteflirt listings for your clicks.

I prefer e cards from amazon.com however tributes from my pages are nice too. Buy something from my flirt store if you like something in return. I have many MP3s and assignments for sale. You naughty boys can keep yourself wanking all day and night with my mp3s. Hear my sexy voice and follow my kinky instructions. My flirt store has many offerings and all my listings and site has more. Click my buttons and buy, buy, buy.

Happy Holidays you little buggers.

P.S. I’ll also be available for some kinky callers.  Sneak into the bathroom or garage while “she’s” out shopping or sleeping guys. Look for all my call buttons here and on my www.niteflirt/sensuoussam listings and my www.sensuoussam.com site. Remember I am the “Mistress To All Men!”



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Belated Thanksgiving Wishes

November 27th, 2010

Cum For Your Mistress

Spoil Mistress Sam

Sorry I’m late wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving. I hope you did have a great one and you didn’t over eat. Lol. That’s like hoping the pope got laid. Lol. (Forgive me father for I have sinned.)

On another note..today was Black Friday the biggest shopping day of the year. Did you shop for your Mistress yet? I know what you probably did…you sat home yanking your cock while the wifey was out spending your dough. Well knock that crap off until you have sent your Mistress a very generous gift. If you think you have it rough at home with that wife or girlfriend just wait till that other woman gets your balls in her hands. Haha. Talk about “Blue Balls” you’ll think you’re the new tidy bowl man. I have a row of jars especially for those balls boys. Lol. (Small jars.)

I’ve talked to a few Mistress’s and they’ve mentioned being sort of generous themselves this year to real good boys. I’m not so sure that’s a good idea but I’ll see how I feel when I see those gifts rolling into my post office box and my amazon.com account. You guys can find my wishlist on my niteflirt listings and on my website. My amazon.com buttons are here and on my www.sensuoussam.com site. Email gift cards to sensuoussam4u@yahoo.com

Now I’m off to create a few “Xmas Specials” for my naughty customers. Keep your eyes peeled for those buttons now guys. There may be a few surprises in store for buyers.

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